u have unlocked "real one status"

along with the nice lil discount on prints, i thought i'd also give my newly appointed "real ones" access to my old blog posts about my old work that used to live on my old site. You're the first people to see these in about 200 years, even i haven't read them since they were written, but i'll allow this new elite rank of humans into this very dangerous collection of hazardous cringe (probably). I'd also like to allow you all to email me, maybe ask me a question, and I will personally respond to it, but you've gotta use the link provided on this page so that it's sent with the right secret subject, because that's the only subject i'll reply to. Being a real one is a big responsibility, we can only pray you'll be ready. I'm scared

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